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ASK THE CLOUD

Q: Do ADVANCED DUNGEONS & DRAGONS characters fart?
A: Yes, but not until 5th level.

Q: Why 5th level?
A: Because a 5th level magic-user can learn stinking cloud, which "causes a billowing mass of nauseous vapors to come into being."
By extrapolation, we can conclude that ADVANCED DUNGEONS & DRAGONS characters gain the ability to fart at the 5th level of experience.

Q: What about ADVANCED DUNGEONS & DRAGONS monsters, do they fart?
A: Yes. The presence of cloud giants implies the existence of stinking cloud giants. Therefore, monsters fart – but only if they are of 12 hit dice or greater.
Monsters with fewer than 12 hit dice do not fart.

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